Monday, 19th Apr 2010

Today I missed the train to work because I was confused by the train's unusual punctuality.

Sunday, 18th Apr 2010

Today I went to the canal and fed a duck so much bread, I wondered if she would drop dead and I could eat her.

Tuesday, 13th Apr 2010

Today I was struck with cottage envy and spent the whole evening browsing holiday cottages online though I had already booked and paid for ours.

Thursday, 1st Apr 2010

Today I fell for an April Fool's trick that Darwin and Chris played on me on our way to work.