I'm learning Japanese! And I have spent some painful hours transcribing the above video (Tachikoma na Hibi Episode 21) into Japanese text. If you are proficient in Japanese, could you please take a quick look and let me know of my mistakes?
: なんか九課懐かしい,な?
: 見て!見て! Batouさん例るよう!
: 本とだ,しかもBatouさの自宅じゃないだ!
: 見て見て! 見たい!
: Hrmm.. Batouさんで風呂あがにひビールのが
: 実だない!
: Hmn!Hmn!
: 然もナイトキャップ被ってし
: 似合うわなすぎできもちわるい
: Hmn!Hmn!
: Oh! べっどに入るよ
: Ha! 見た?
: Batouさんでねるまえに目玉外すんだ。。。
This episode is one of my favourites. If you don't understand Japanese, I have also included a rough English translation below
: This makes us miss Section 9, doesn't it?
: Look! Look! That's Batou-san!
: You're right! And that's Batou-san's home too!
: What's that?? I want to see! I want to see!
: Hrmm Batou-san drinks beer after a bath
: That's just like him, isn't it?
: Hrm! Hrm!
: And he's wearing a nightcap,
: it doesn't suit him at all, it's gross!
: Hrm! Hrm!
: Oh! He's going to bed now.
: Ha! Did you see that..?
: Batou-san removes his eyeballs before going to bed...
For those who are unfamiliar with Tachikoma, it's some kind of AI Tank/Spider robot, featured in the Ghost In The Shell S.A.C TV anime series.